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bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

(Source: laureninlilly)

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  • White Co-Worker:

    That's not how you say it.

  • My Dad:

    But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.

  • White Co-Worker:

    Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?

  • My Dad:

    You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?

  • White Co-Worker:

    Just English

  • My Dad:

    Tell me something. What does a cow say?

  • White Co-Worker:

    Moo?

  • My Dad:

    That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*

  • White Co-Worker:

    *sheds white tears*

clhrisevans:

but cr1tikal must be so fucking hot tho. like the dude peed in a girl’s face and she still wanted to hook up with him and then he awkwardly stared at a poor girl like a psychopath without saying a word and she still desperately tried to engage the conversation with him. there’s no way that guy is your regular pathetic looking nerd. he’s hot as fuck i’m telling u.

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